The Best Political Joke in The World Ever......

A man dies and goes to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates he is met by St.Peter who solemnly ushers him in to an endless room filled with clocks. Staring around in amazement at the vast variety of clocks the man asks St.Peter,

"What are all of these clocks for?"

St.Peter lovingly touches one of the clocks and says,

"Everyone who was ever born has a clock, but the hands only move when you tell a lie."

He taps the clock which he is touching and says,

"This one is St.Theresa's.As you can see, the hands have never moved."

He touches another and says,

"This one is Abe Lincoln's and as you can see,the hands have moved twice indicating that he told only two lies throughout his life,"

"Wow." says the man "The one I'd really like to see is Tony Blair's"

"I'm sorry." says St.Peter. "Tony's is in God's office. He uses it as a ceiling fan."